Here is a slow-mo video of a scientist making a duck have sex with corkscrew-shaped beakers. It is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen. Merry Christmas! You’re going to want to check out Carl ...

Sequestration is serious business. Jobs are on the line. Day care for poor kids is under the ax. Yet even in this budget climate, your federal government still has the money to pay for -- please ...

Fox News and several other conservative outlets have bashed duck penis research recently. Leading duck penis researcher Patricia Brennan defends her work at Slate Tuesday in her cold, hard, sciencey ...

Male ducks are infamous for their bizarre penises, which are corkscrew-shaped, exceptionally long and develop anew each year. Researchers have now found that the size of a male duck's penis changes ...

4. Ducks have 9-inch what? (Reuters) Although most male birds do not have penises, the Lake Duck, also known as the Argentine Ruddy Duck has a 9-inch corkscrew penis. 5. Ducks don't get cold feet ...

Get your news from a source that’s not owned and controlled by oligarchs. Sign up for the free Mother Jones Daily. My colleague Asawin Suebsaeng missed the most important point about Duckpenisgate: ...

OMG, Republicans. STOP. Stop ruining everything that is hilarious. You know how once in a while conservatives get together and make a list of all the government-funded stuff they don’t think is worth ...

Sprightly and trim, the Eurasian teal is a plumose pocket rocket – a petite dabbling duck, the drake of which sports a head as gaudy as some tribal pom-pom in time for the courtship season that begins ...